
So I says to Jenn: Look, I don't really care about hockey right now. I've watched none of the pre-season games, I'm not following training camp, I have no idea who's up or cut from the roster, I don't know what the schedule is, I just don't care.
And Jenn says: Quick, which is worse, losing a limb or the leafs winning the Stanley Cup?
And I replied: which limb?